Peepers and Squirts
Screw you guys. We're launching our own photo and video sharing services.
Essays · Volume IV
Field notes from a firm underwriting the inevitable.
Return to Office: A Nightmare Scenario
From bad to worse. Just when work was getting you down, the RTO mandate came in and life was ruined. Again.
AI Fails
We use AI for some of our images. Sometimes it produces interesting results that we thought were worth capturing.
The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug
Introducing Placebentinol the wunderdrug. A cure for all with almost no side effects.
Just How Much Is Elon Musk Worth?
A lot. A staggering amount actually. Like Scrooge McDuck would cream his pants at the site of a tenth of Elon's wealth. By the estimates at the time of writing this, El Señor Musk is worth about $452.2 billion. At least according to the people over at
Visiting a Doctor in a Dystopian Hellscape
As some of you may be aware, going to the doctor is no longer the joyous thrill ride of your doctor recommending laudanum and prescribing you a dildo like the good ol' days. They also aren't willing to swing by your house to check in on you
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE): A delectable tale of inefficiency
We at Minimally Useful recognize that our very name screams inefficiency, so trust us (lol) when we say, we know something about doing things inefficiently. We have also prided ourselves on various ways of slowing things down and injecting further inefficiencies through malicious compliance. We've covered these in
Death of a CEO
Death is hard on all of us but it's probably worse when your death makes people happy.
Cartel Quality Control
Buying A President
A Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all ya need. But $100M doesn't hurt either.
Un-Savaging for the Workplace
If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably let things slip a little in the pandemic. We’ve got some pointers on going back to the office.
The Minimally Useful Guide to Boomers
Ever wonder why boomers are the way they are or how you should deal with them? We got you covered.