Crapitalism

Death of a CEO

Death is hard on all of us but it's probably worse when your death makes people happy.

CeoChronicles

Cartel Quality Control

Politics

Buying A President

A Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all ya need. But $100M doesn't hurt either.

Un-Savaging for the Workplace

If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably let things slip a little in the pandemic. We’ve got some pointers on going back to the office.

Boomers

The Minimally Useful Guide to Boomers

Ever wonder why boomers are the way they are or how you should deal with them? We got you covered.

The Karen Card

Our research has shown that the best way to deal with a Karen in the wild is to show your superior authority. This can be done by presenting the Karen with this card proving without a doubt, that you are the creature in the confrontation with the utmost authority and

Minimally Useful Get's Sued

Lawsuit incoming in 3…2…1…

CEO: Experience Theater

Ever wander what it would be like to be CEO of a company? Would you shit on all the people below your? Would you be a benevolent dictator looking after each of your employees as if they were an injured fawn that needs guiding in every step of their life

Ultimate Mailman

We’ve all noticed that mail has been an issue during Covid. Now, we’re not going to sit hit and point fingers at what assholes are behind the problem or how big of a dick you have to be to interfere with the mail because we’re great innovators.

Lysol Car Bomb

Need help staying healthy in the face of all those disgusting Covid-infested ingrates at that office you’re being told to go back to? We got you covered. Well Lysol does if they finally decide to buy this product that we’ve created. The Lysol car bomb combines the cleansing

Air Pod Mask Clips

Wearing a mask isn’t the most fun thing on the planet. It makes your face hot, pulls your ears, and funnels those beer burps straight back up your nose. It doesn’t have to be that bad though. That’s why we created the Air Pod mask holder. Just

Quarantine Life - Volume 1

The lockdown is a rough time for all of us. We took the opportunity to take some mellow classics and brutally murder them with incredible new lyrics to match the current state of the world.

Roddy and the Requirements Meeting

Roddy and the Requirements Meeting is the third in a series of children’s books aimed at teaching kids the wonders of entering the business world. In this book Roddy is part of a plan to build a lemonade stand and gets a taste of just how requirements planning works.

Brenda and the Endless Job Application

Brenda and the Endless Job Application is the second in a series of children’s books aimed at teaching kids the wonders of entering the business world. In this book Brenda decides to apply for a job and learns just how many times you can fill out the same information.

Sammie Smarts and the Whole Day Interview

Financial Planning

Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: The Final Showdown

Time for the 3 and final rounds of the Corp Daddy showdown for your future livelihood. Come see how it all plays out.

Financial Planning

Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: Round 2 Roundup

Down to the Elite 8. Check out who moves on to the final in the competition to become your corporate daddy

Financial Planning

Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge: Round 1 Roundup

We walk through Round 1 of the picking a corporate daddy. Check out who is advancing to the next round of securing your financial future.

Financial Planning

Corporate Daddy Bracket Challenge

Ensure your financial future by picking your corporate daddy now. We layout your options.

Job Hunting

Kids in Business Series: Brenda and the Endless Job Application

Brenda wanted a job but didn’t realize she’d have to make a career out of filling out the application

Business

Kids in Business Series: Sammie Smarts and the Whole Day Interview

Sammie wanted a job, but didn’t realize there was going to be so much work involved before she was hired

Business

CEO: Experience Theater — The Personality Exam

Experience the best of being a CEO. Now with customizations!

Business

Anatomy of a CEO

Learn about the life of a CEO in a new interactive experience

Business

Training to Go Back to Work

Think you’ll need help reacclimating yourself to the office life. We’ve got you covered.

Innovation

Behind Every Great Invention Stands a Pissed Off Person

A deep glimpse into the shallow pool of human emotions and their impact on the world