Lysol Car Bomb

Need help staying healthy in the face of all those disgusting Covid-infested ingrates at that office you’re being told to go back to? We got you covered. Well Lysol does if they finally decide to buy this product that we’ve created.

The Lysol car bomb combines the cleansing anti-bacterial aerosol power of Lysol into a petite, slightly explosive ball that can be detonated in your car after you decide to hang out with people you shouldn’t be. This baby right here will blow the Covid clean off every surface in your car/face. You’ll never have felt as clean as you do after everything inside your confined space has been hosed down with a generous helping of Lysol.

Lysol car bomb exploding all over a family's faces