Real talk. The future looks bleak and your financial prospects look even worse. You’ve got no idea how you’re going to afford lunch, let alone provide for your family. The air is unbreathable, the land is so hot it’s unwalkable, and all remaining plant life on the surface is toxic. Life has been consolidated into number of highly branded corporate branded bio-domes (non of which include Pauly Shore since the “hey buddy” incident). You’re a seed pod on the wind looking for a place to plant your roots but you can only pick one corporate daddy to devote your life too. So how will you choose?
That’s where we come in. We’ve broken it down for you in the most fun way possible. An NCAA March madness style bracket.