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The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug
Innovation

The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug

Introducing Placebentinol the wunderdrug. A cure for all with almost no side effects.
15 Jan 2025 2 min read
Ultimate Mailman

Ultimate Mailman

We’ve all noticed that mail has been an issue during Covid. Now, we’re not going to sit hit and point fingers at what assholes are behind the problem or how big of a dick you have to be to interfere with the mail because we’re great innovators.
01 Jan 2021 1 min read
Lysol Car Bomb

Lysol Car Bomb

Need help staying healthy in the face of all those disgusting Covid-infested ingrates at that office you’re being told to go back to? We got you covered. Well Lysol does if they finally decide to buy this product that we’ve created. The Lysol car bomb combines the cleansing
01 Jan 2021 1 min read
Air Pod Mask Clips

Air Pod Mask Clips

Wearing a mask isn’t the most fun thing on the planet. It makes your face hot, pulls your ears, and funnels those beer burps straight back up your nose. It doesn’t have to be that bad though. That’s why we created the Air Pod mask holder. Just
01 Jan 2021 1 min read
Behind Every Great Invention Stands a Pissed Off Person
Innovation

Behind Every Great Invention Stands a Pissed Off Person

A deep glimpse into the shallow pool of human emotions and their impact on the world
22 May 2020 5 min read
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